Tiger
Tiger
Files the grievances. Raises them again if they are not acknowledged within the hour. Has never withdrawn one.
Two cats running a household like a badly managed company.
Tiger files the complaints. Bugs approves them. Nothing gets done and dinner is still late. New footage most days across 5 channels.
§ 01
FY2026 performance
22,522
Followers
3,533,217
Views
224,498
Engagements
5
Channels
6.35%
Engagement rate, engagements per view
Measured from the platform APIs as engagements per view, across every channel that reports views.
Figures as of September 11, 2026 · rebuilt from the platforms, not typed in by hand
§ 02
The board
Bugs
Bugs
Reviews what Tiger files and approves most of it. Disputes the facts when it suits. Attends every meeting about dinner.
§ 03
Recent filings
DKT-8901
Facebook
Somebody did it. Nobody’s taking responsibility. And somehow Grandma got dragged into the investigation. 😂🍊🍊 Follow…
733,906
views
Open filing — Facebook, opens in a new tab
DKT-9185
Facebook
Apparently we work for them now. 🍊🍊 Tiger and Garfield called a meeting, reviewed our performance, and somehow we’re…
596,198
views
Open filing — Facebook, opens in a new tab
DKT-8879
Facebook
Another productive meeting with the boys. 🍊🍊 Several complaints were filed. Garfield disputed the facts. Tiger…
274,252
views
Open filing — Facebook, opens in a new tab
§ 04
Memorandum
Re: Viewership figure
A single video has recorded 560,803 views. Management attributes the figure to an error committed somewhere in staff's handling of the account, though the error itself has not been identified. No congratulations have been extended. Staff have been asked to submit a written account of what was done differently, and to ensure it is not repeated.
PENDING
§ 05
Where to find them
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